Do you ever feel like your life is spinning out of control?

Well, it's not. Turns out, the spinning is what makes the whole thing happen.

YOUR life is spinning INTO control, my friend!

Earth is l i t e r al l y just floating in space, spinning (controllably) at 1,000 MPH!

Might as well put your hands in the sky and enjoy the ride.

(*Puts on cool-guy sunglasses, suavely lights joint and rides off into the sunset on an old Harley.*)


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem